Ladies, gentlemen, and distinguised guests.

For a limited time only you can get your eager little fingers on any of the tees from our online store at a discounted price of 25% off the normal price!

Yep, that’s 25% off every tee, including one of our personal favourites, Lovers Waltz (pictured below).

Just enter Promo Code 10925 at the time of checkout. Visit suburbanriot.com for more details.

We’ve got a truly marvellous sizzling Aussie summer special happening for the rest of the cricket season.

Buy 2 Nipple Cripple tees for just $75 bucks (that’s less than the price of 2 cases of beer, plus you will actually remember consuming the tshirts).

Or save yourself an even worse hangover by spending that pesky $100 bill on three tees, instead of three rounds at the pub.

C’mon, buy a few summer tees, it’s in the best interests of your health!